Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

Awww.. if I was gay I'd be the sugar plum fairy...
Speicher likes it when it gets fruity.

ID has just landed the lead role in a screenplay *see skin flick* about a male traveller fairy.

TinkerBollocks.

Coming to DVD soon.

 

[TVC]

Ste spends two hours each day plucking the hairs from his nether regions. It's a hobby of sorts I suppose.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC moved to Nether Wallop in anticipation of ste's interest in the area.

 

[SteCenturion]

Manscaping...

It's the Future.


TVC had a Brazilian in Rio once..

He looked like a Sheila but was called Trevor.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The sun shines out of the dark side of Ste's Moon

 

[IDMark2]

26 has gone all Irish too, now he's on craic...

 

[SteCenturion]

RM's craic is so vast that it has been officially recognised as the 9th Wonder of the World.

 

[IDMark2]

Ste was proposing that the Centurions Stadium should be the 10th Wonder but the panel decided nothing wonderful ever happened there.

 

[TVC]

Mark once went to a Rugby League game, he laughed so much he got ejected. Now he only goes to proper Rugby Union games.

 

[IDMark2]

It's a little known fact that the Leicester Tigers were in fact named after the distinctive pattern on TVC

 

[i hate hills]

Mark is secret combine harvester racer and was British Champion in 2012.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

ihh, the missing "fifth" Wurzel.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh - Swede or Turnip? Yes - it's an either or choice

 

[PaulSecteur]

26s party piece is to insert a quick release axle in one ear, then when it pops out the other side put the nut on and close the clamp.

 

[TVC]

In Paul's party piece the axel disappears and can only be retrieved by a proctologist.