Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Being the worlds biggest TOWIE fan, speicher is constantly telling people "Sha-aap!!" and that shes "Getting my tan topped up for Marbs!"

Meanwhile, in the rest of the world that's getting on with stuff, no one cares.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul is starting a new self help group to try and kick his habit.

He doesn't expect many people to turn up to the first ever meeting of

'Nose Pickers And Bogey Eaters Anonymous'

But it doesn't matter, he just wants to get it running (pun intended), although he feels he might need a snappier title in the long run, but that will be bridged (another pun) when they come to it.




..... Actually, he cares, he cares a lot, and he's just started his nose bleeding again from overpicking it with all the nerves that nobody will turn up.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

UPDATE:

Paul has his first confirmed attendee at his meeting.

Unfortunately he's a 10 year old, so a long evening consisting of bogeys, Pokemon and farting as the main topics of conversation* might ensue...



* - A bit like this forum sometimes admittedly!

 

[stephec]

MDB was thinking of attending the second meeting, but when he heard about the content of the conversation he was scared off, "all a bit too high brow for me," he declared.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB was thinking of attending the second meeting, but when he heard about the content of the conversation he was scared off, "all a bit too high brow for me," he declared.

Stephec likes to measure and record his jobbies.

His record so far is 8.4 inches.

 

[SteCenturion]

@stephec is to run for Mayor of Manchester & has started his campaign already .....

Stephec plans to introduce a crust tax on all bakeries selling pie produce to improve our health.

Internet access will be reduced to 2 hours per day by "switching off the leccie" to all GM residents.

& old fashioned games are to replace Pokemon as StickleBricks become compulsory.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

@stephec is to run for Mayor of Manchester & has started his campaign already .....

Stephec plans to introduce a crust tax on all bakeries selling pie produce to improve our health.

Internet access will be reduced to 2 hours per day by "switching off the leccie" to all GM residents.

& old fashioned games are to replace Pokemon as StickleBricks become compulsory.

Ste has also suggested to Stephec a new manifesto policy to ignore the poster above on any forum.

'It'll save time during that 2 hour period of leccie he insists'.

 

[stephec]

MDB's manifesto for mayor of Craggy Island includes compulsory whoopee cushions on all library chairs.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB's manifesto for mayor of Craggy Island includes compulsory whoopee cushions on all library chairs.

That is except for old Mr McDevvit. He doesn't need one



..... As does Stephec.

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB likes a nice rubber ring to sit on.

Easy on the "Farmer Giles".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What Paul did with the real Farmer Giles is unrepeatable, even for here!

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

while MDB watched from the wardrobe

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

while MDB watched from the wardrobe

With the video camera for future blackmail purposes, of course!


Marquis managed to nick a copy, and has watched and studied it many many times over the years!

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

MDB can trust me to not send the copy to youtube.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB can trust me to not send the copy to youtube.

Youtube?? This was more Porntube!

Anyway, being an old school type of guy, Marquis still mourns sitting up all night to see that late night film on channel 4 in the hope he might see a little bit of nudity, or watching Eurotrash with the volume turned down and with his finger poised over the button on the remote contol to change the channel just in case his Mum walked in on him.