Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Blacksheep Ale. Rocky is wrong about that (post a lie - remember)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It has been widely reported on CC that Doug has told anyone who'd listed "I wouldn't touch Farridge" with yours........and before you ask what 'yours' is......it's a nice pint of Blacksheep ale

Rocky, putting the 'Ewww' into news

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Incidentally:

D1049 - Western Monarch

D1050 - Western Ruler (and maybe compass and pencil too!)

 

[Rocky]

Doug knows that I saw a narrow boat on the Oxford canal this morning. It was called Mallard and had a number which was 4468

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows that I saw a narrow boat on the Oxford canal this morning. It was called Mallard and had a number which was 4468

Yes I knew that because I have been spying on Rockay for years as he is a subject of great interest to the authorities.


... DUR!! 🤣

 

[stephec]

Even train spotters don't like being associated with MDB. 😂

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Even train spotters don't like being associated with MDB. 😂

Stephec knows that most were born c. 2000 and know nothing of when BR locohauled everything!

....
And no, I don't
mean Bike Radar!

 

[Rocky]

Doug never liked his biology teacher. Apparently he had skeletons in his closet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug never liked his biology teacher. Apparently he had skeletons in his closet.

Rockay has the key.

It's a... Skeleton key!

 

[Rocky]

Doug was fired from the keyboard factory.

They said he wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug was fired from the keyboard factory.

They said he wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

Rockaay's typing on here is always terrible, but, alas, despite many people telling him, he just doesn't give a shift.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug was fired from the keyboard factory.

They said he wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

Also, in an attempt to look younger, Rocky has taken to wearing a hat, but not just any old hat, oh no no, this is a hat with bits of hair around the edges to give the impression that the wearer is not as folically challenged as they may otherwise be. What is the term for this hirsute addition though?

Why, it's a Caps - Lock of course!!

 

[Speicher]

MDB tried to cut his own hair yesterday, and made a complete hash of it.

 

[Rocky]

There’s no flies on Wol but there are a lot of corks round her hat.