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Mad Doug Biker

I prefer animals to most people.
Location
Craggy Island
It has been widely reported on CC that Doug has told anyone who'd listed "I wouldn't touch Farridge" with yours........and before you ask what 'yours' is......it's a nice pint of Blacksheep ale

Rocky, putting the 'Ewww' into news
 

Rocky

Hello decadence
Doug knows that I saw a narrow boat on the Oxford canal this morning. It was called Mallard and had a number which was 4468
 

Mad Doug Biker

I prefer animals to most people.
Location
Craggy Island
Doug never liked his biology teacher. Apparently he had skeletons in his closet.

Rockay has the key.

It's a... Skeleton key!
 

Mad Doug Biker

I prefer animals to most people.
Location
Craggy Island
Doug was fired from the keyboard factory.

They said he wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

Also, in an attempt to look younger, Rocky has taken to wearing a hat, but not just any old hat, oh no no, this is a hat with bits of hair around the edges to give the impression that the wearer is not as folically challenged as they may otherwise be. What is the term for this hirsute addition to the hat though?

Why, it's a Caps - Lock of course!!
 
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