Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Rocky's jokes are the same as his steaks, very rare.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is trying to arrange the rescue of a bull on Mount Everest.

Reports confirm that the steaks have never been higher.

Stephec tells me that in order to soothe the beast and reduce tenseness, Sherpas have started singing to the Bull.

Yes, it's true, as it's a technique called 'Sherpa Tensing'.

 

[stephec]

Going to Everest base camp has always been on MDB's bucket list, he wants to go there so that he finally knows what getting past first base is like.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Going to Everest base camp has always been on MDB's bucket list, he wants to go there so that he finally knows what getting past first base is like.

Stephec doesn't think that ship sailed years ago and that I've been lying all this time.

 

[Speicher]

MDB wanted to find the Atlas mountains, but could not see them on a map of the world.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB wanted to find the Atlas mountains, but could not see them on a map of the world.

Speicher is still trying to find the Butter Mountains, much talked about in the '80s'

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

43 years and one day old.

Mental age? About 12.

MDB got a spud gun yesterday for his 12th birthday

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB got a spud gun yesterday for his 12th birthday

Despite trying to improve on himself ever since, TBT was in 'Spud English' at school.
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P.S. I cannot remember exactly what I got for my 12th, but the main thing was undoubtedly money, which I would have bought a model loco with.

Actually, what I bought was probably either Hornby's 'Britannia' class, 70004 'William Shakespere', or the GWR '5700' Class, 5728, which had a smoke generator and was the reason I wanted it.
This, as it transpired, stank the place out and just caused a right mess with the oil it burned on an element at the bottom of the funnel (another one of Hornby's more questionable innovations). It did have a lit firebox effect though! 🤣

 

[Rocky]

Doug, speaking as a 44 year and one day old, train spotter has a penchant for any train by Robert Riddles, particularly train number 72008.






(which he didn't know was called Clan MacLeod)

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky is always doing a number on MBD

 

[Moon bunny]

Doug, speaking as a 44 year and one day old, train spotter has a penchant for any train by Robert Riddles, particularly train number 72008.






(which he didn't know was called Clan MacLeod)

*Rattles “Train Jar”.
Twentysix by twenty five communicates entirely by numbers, using morse code. (Except on this forum, because it’s the roolz. )

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

*Rattles “Train Jar”.
Twentysix by twenty five communicates entirely by numbers, using morse code. (Except on this forum, because it’s the roolz. )

So does MB, except that she's not very good at remembering the names, so she's currently feeling a bit 86207....

 

[Rocky]

Doug has a thing about the City of Litchfield. It was there that Doug once asked a conductor how many times a train he was on had been derailed. The conductor said it was hard to keep track.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug, speaking as a 44 year and one day old, train spotter has a penchant for any train by Robert Riddles, particularly train number 72008.






(which he didn't know was called Clan MacLeod)

I'm no spotter now, I haven't taken the numbers in ages.
Also, I knew that loco was a 'Clan', but didn't know which one, so not a lie.

Doug has a thing about the City of Litchfield. It was there that Doug once asked a conductor how many times a train he was on had been derailed. The conductor said it was hard to keep track.

Having been a voiceferous exponent for Monorails over the decades, sometimes in a minority of 1, Rocky really DOES have a one track mind.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Besides, Rocky is currently feeling like 37403 and will have 55017 for his dinner.