Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug never showers before church. He likes to sit in his own pew.

I nickname it 'Pepé le Pew'!

26x25's nickname is Port Stanley due to his fondness for turning left.

But Drago really DID sink the Belgrano.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

MDB once got so high on my farts that he was employed as a whoopee cushion.

 

[stephec]

Ming is an expert at following through, but he's never played golf.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB once got so high on my farts that we was employed as a whoopee cushion.

Coincidentally, I was just looking at a video that said that apparently, men have a bigger colon than woman, because there is no uterus, etc. This is why men fart so much more (although woman's are generally worse).

So, in my case, not having a colon any more... Am I really empty after all? 🤔🤣

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ming is an expert at following through, but he's never played golf.

Stephec is such a massive Ming fanboi and copycat, so he is now an expert at it too.

So much so in fact, that he now makes videos and puts them on his webshite.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's computer is so ancient his search engine started out life on the Stockton to Darlington line.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug's computer is so ancient his search engine started out life on the Stockton to Darlington line.

ACP's started in service with Richard Trevithick!

 

[Rocky]

Doug is so old that the only dating he does these days is carbon dating.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is so old that the only dating he does these days is carbon dating.

Rocky had a pet Pterodactyl back in the day.

He called it Darryl.

 

[accountantpete]

MDB's caveman name is Rocky McRockface

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB's caveman name is Rocky McRockface

ACP's is Cliff... Which is a funny name for a Caveman

 

[Speicher]

Next weekend there is a cheese rolling competition on Craggy Island, and MDB wants to win.
It is sponsored by Hillydelphia cheese, and contestants are asked to roll down the hill Caerphilly.

 

[Rocky]

Wol has had a hard time figuring out why she doesn't consider cottage cheese truly 'cheese'.

But it's just a curd to her.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When ever Rocky sneezes, it sounds like

"Pwllheli!"


That was meant as a response to @Speicher's post, but I then forgot how to spell 'Pwllheli' and @Rocky got in there first, due to the delay!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Next weekend there is a cheese rolling competition on Craggy Island, and MDB wants to win.
It is sponsored by Hillydelphia cheese, and contestants are asked to roll down the hill Caerphilly.

After weeks of preparation, Speicher will be competing in the National Oration Championships next week in Speke!