Mr Phoebus
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Archie has a mohair suit. It's rainbow coloured.
Post a lie about the poster above.
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rockymountain invented the game Trivial Hairsuit, the hilarious game for all the family, who have to answer hair related questions.
Its finest moment came when Humph and Co played it on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.
Unfortunately, the company soon went bust and he had to put a cap on it all.
Its finest moment came when Humph and Co played it on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.
Unfortunately, the company soon went bust and he had to put a cap on it all.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rockymountain suffers from a rare condition, Firexia.
He needs to take at least 6 baths a day just to keep hydrated as otherwise he'll spontaneously combust.
He once nearly didn't make it and set fire to his mother In law's net curtains, but the hose soon sorted him out.
He needs to take at least 6 baths a day just to keep hydrated as otherwise he'll spontaneously combust.
He once nearly didn't make it and set fire to his mother In law's net curtains, but the hose soon sorted him out.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rocky has to go and collect some hose from a place in Bat 'n' Ball next week.
He's wondering whether he should wear his box or not.
He's wondering whether he should wear his box or not.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Well, after getting hit by a garden fork, do you blame me??
Colly invented the Johnson Scale. It goes
Small
Medium
Liar
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Rocky's eyesight was recently measured using the B D i scale.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher has been trying to get medical science to take her seriously for years as she claims to be able to produce a new classification on the Bristol Stool Chart.
She's been informed not to bother them with her 'flash in the pan' claims.
She's been informed not to bother them with her 'flash in the pan' claims.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rockymountain is a leading world expert on Bovine Digestion.
He's very proud of it, gives lectures, writes scientific papers and has even had a few books published on the subject
Many of his rivals however think he just talks a load of Bull.
I'll get me coat.
He's very proud of it, gives lectures, writes scientific papers and has even had a few books published on the subject
Many of his rivals however think he just talks a load of Bull.
I'll get me coat.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
MDB has the run of Pamplona and often wonders why the streets are so quiet.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Half of Northumberland and part of the Scottish Borders have to evacuated whenever Archie has a curry.
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