Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP often finds himself deep in The Rough.

That tramp is getting kind of miffed about it all.

I have a confession, once whilst rather drunk in Glasgow, I managed to pull a homeless guy (don't ask!), but fortunately there was nowhere to go and I realised he was probably just wanting to nick my wallet anyway!
I hate to think when he last had a wash not to mention any diseases he might have been carrying too!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay is now planning to be homeless in Glasgow by the end of the month.

 

[colly]

Going out for a tramp around town is Mad Doug's way of ending a night on the ale.

 

[colly]

Rocky is a Bishop beater.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

During Colly's short career as a vet, he gained a certain notoriety after declaring far too many times down the farm during lambing season that he liked nothing better when a lamb was born to 'rub one out'.

Colly meant to get the little craeters to breath, but unfortunately the wrong people overheard him one day....

 

[accountantpete]

On the Homeless Chat forum some guy has posted that he almost slept with Mad Doug Biker but fortunately there was no place to go.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete aims to please, but misses to annoy the mother-in-law.

 

[Dayvo]

Being Scottish, Mort doesn't have many mates, but he's often heard saying that 'ma enema's enema is ma friend.'

 

[MickyMickster]

Dayvo use to play trumpet in a swing band.

 

[Archie_tect]

MickyMickster takes Micking around to a new level.

 

[colly]

Rocky rightly, really reckons retaliation regarding alliteration

 

[Moon bunny]

Rockymountain went into Costa for a coffee, said he, "A large Concordia to go please".

 

[colly]

Rocky's rapscallionesque riposte regretfully rouses ribald revelry.

 

[colly]

And Moon bunny should learn to wait in the queue.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has been heavily fined for throwing pocket billiards matches.