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Mad Doug Biker

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ACP often finds himself deep in The Rough.

That tramp is getting kind of miffed about it all.

I have a confession, once whilst rather drunk in Glasgow, I managed to pull a homeless guy (don't ask!), but fortunately there was nowhere to go and I realised he was probably just wanting to nick my wallet anyway!
I hate to think when he last had a wash not to mention any diseases he might have been carrying too! :stop::laugh::blush:
 
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Mad Doug Biker

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Rockaay is now planning to be homeless in Glasgow by the end of the month.
 

Mad Doug Biker

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During Colly's short career as a vet, he gained a certain notoriety after declaring far too many times down the farm during lambing season that he liked nothing better when a lamb was born to 'rub one out'.

Colly meant to get the little craeters to breath, but unfortunately the wrong people overheard him one day....
 

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Dayvo use to play trumpet in a swing band.
 
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