Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Wigsie collects his own smegma and sells it on as a culinary delicacy to the French

 

[radger]

AP flosses with his own hair.

 

[Mr Pig]

Accountant Pete once eat sliced dog food because he thought it was a tin of hamburgers.

 

[Wigsie]

ACP has a calculator with an added lube dispenser.

 

[ComedyPilot]

SoltyDog got his name from his prefered flavour of crisps

 

[ComedyPilot]

CP is sat waiting for Speicher, like a shoplifter at a supermarket trolley dash

 

[Speicher]

I have made you a lovely cup of tea - wrong thread.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Speicher used to play netball for her school. She played position LG, but had no idea what LG meant, she thought it was a make of plasma screen television. Every Saturday without fail her and her team mates would be driven up the A42 in a rusty 1978 transit van to Twycross Zoo, where she pitted her athletic ability gainst the giraffes. Despite losing week in week out, she persevered and eventually after 5 years of losing her team won a close-fought 1-0. To celebrate she took her team mates for a slap up meal at KFC Kidderminster, but got thrown our after flashing her gym knickers at the spotty boy that emptied the bins.
That boy, that spotty pubescent boy was Renard. Speicher left KFC that day with her knickers covered up, but having left a lasting impression on young master Renard.
55 years later at a re-union Speicher treated the team to a slap up meal at KFC Kidderminster, and she couldn’t believe her eyes, there emptying the bins, in that same KFC that she’d been in 55 years earlier was BigTwin, who had hit the pinnacle of bin emptying and got the job when Renard was sacked for eating leftovers from the bins.
Saddened and disillusioned by Renards bin trawling Speicher ran out of the KFC and bumped into ComedyPilot, riding past on a silver tandem.
It was lust at first sight.

Speicher smacked CP in the face with her bag of XL Zinger Wings, stole his tandem, and rode off into the sunset with radger to start an owl sanctuary.

 

[Wigsie]

Speicher is taking wigsie upstairs to bed, to rub his knee's while he sleeps.

 

[PaulB]

Comedy Pilot once had a knee trembler with Britt Ekland outside a takeaway in Halifax but made her give him a tenner and her bag of chips or he wouldn't "oblige" the dirty Swedish minx.

 

[ComedyPilot]

PaulB thinks Halifax is a town in Yorkshire

 

[Speicher]

Following Comedy Pilot's plot, Speicher does not meet Comedy Pilot until 2033.

and/or CP is no good at summs

 

[Speicher]

Speicher should be ready for bed by now, but she isn't so she is going home!

 

[Renard]

Speicher is CP's agent and has secured him a contract with Mills and Boon.

 

[Noodley]

Renard is the love child of Elton John and the Cheeky Girls' mum.