Post a lie about the poster above.

[Aperitif]

Alan Frame is gilt-ridden...

 

[colly]

Aperitif's sig name when translated into English means 'after the argument'

 

[Corvette chic]

collys hair has a life of its own and is regularly seen with ken dodd

i'm impressed cubist

http://www.unimogs.co.uk/machinedetail.asp?searchstring=B431

 

[papercorn2000]

CC is allergic to soap

 

[Archie_tect]

PC2000 is a nice round number.

 

[Dayvo]

Archie_tect doesn't know the difference between a pencil and a suppositry, and is often seen with a suppositry behind his ear!

 

[661-Pete]

Dayvo, who hails from Norway, was the unheralded seventh member of the Kon-Tiki expedition. He made the entire crossing swimming alongside the raft, disguised as a herring. No-one noticed.

 

[colly]

The 661 in Pete's sig name refers to the number of pubs that have barred him.

Soon to be 662 if rumour has it correct.

 

[Alan Frame]

Colly wobbles, usually through drink.

 

[Hilldodger]

Alan Frame once formed a Kajagoogoo tribute band but had little success

 

[accountantpete]

Hilldodger habitually wears a Balaclava to keep the cold out which is ok apart from when he pops into the local post office to buy a stamp.

 

[postman]

accountantpete actually does the accounts for Post Office Counters Ltd.

Thats why there in such a mess.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Postman is alone in the desolate and deserted city of Leeds, as the rest of the inhabitants have gone to Bridlington, "for t'day"

 

[accountantpete]

CP was dismayed to find that the organisers of the Blackpool illuminations had overlooked him and got Alan Carr to switch on the lights.

Who the f*** is Alan Carr he was heard to moan at anyone within earshot.

 

[Dayvo]

Comedy Pilot keeps his libaray books for as long as possible before returning them so as to feel he is getting as much value from his local tax money.

And he doesn't even read them ! He just gets books on an array of subjects to impress the old dears behind the counter, one of whom is Mad Old Dorothy, who Comedy Pilot secretly fancies.