Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

TBMcG uses three ply, quilted paper from the Royal Household - each piece is carefully folded on demand by a liveried footman on Job Seeker's Allowance.

 

[colly]

Archie tect's last commission was to design an outside toilet for a Royal household.
Prince Charles thought it was a 'Real shithouse'.

 

[Aperitif]

Archie tect's last commission was to design an outside toilet for a Royal household.
Prince Charles thought it was a 'Real shithouse'.

Surely that would only be done by Quinlan Terry towel..?

As you were -

Despite trying to stop posting here, his alter ego says 'colly more'.And colly can't stan it...

 

[swee'pea99]

Aperitif got 200 hours' community service for 'something involving chickens'. The judge refused to lift reporting restrictions, saying: 'If it made me barf all over the bench, what might it do among the hoi polloi?'

 

[Hilldodger]

swee'pea99 is Homer Simpson's stunt double

 

[Archie_tect]

Hilldodger was let off with a warning yesterday after police caught him carrying a seven foot pole on his bike.

[I'll set 'em up ...]

 

[swee'pea99]

The Pole is a friend of Archie tect's, which is how he heard about it.

 

[Alan Frame]

David Bellamy thinks swee'pea is a little toad.

 

[TVC]

Alan Frame is not biodegradable

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC finds his steam iron makes a whistling noise... which is odd because he doesn't own one.

 

[TVC]

Uncle Mort is the only grown man in the world to routinely use the word Poo.

 

[Archie_tect]

Its taken Mrs TVC 27 years to get TVC to say 'excrement' as he has a lisp.

 

[Fnaar]

The Velvet Curtain has a sofa made entirely of Toffo sweets, with rhubarb-leaf antimacassars on it.

 

[Alan Frame]

Fnaar is chief designer for Ikea

 

[TVC]

A. Frame will give anyone a lift.