Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

Since taking a correspondence course, accountantpete has done all his own dentistry. It gets easier by the year as his teeth have been falling out at a rate of knots.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99 refuses to use lifts since his overnight stay at the Kremlin Tzarist Hotel in 1916 where he was trapped by the Bolsheviks.

 

[TheDoctor]

Archie tect is currently hiding in my wardrobe.
Little does he know that I know that he knows I don't know he's hiding from me....

 

[swee'pea99]

The Doctor likes to blow enormous bubblegum bubbles that eventually burst and engulf his entire head.

 

[TheDoctor]

Swee'peas pee actually tastes of vinegar.
It's not sweet at all.
Just as well, really, as I think that's a symptom of diabetes...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TheDoctor always keeps his stethoscope "somewhere warm", claiming that it is simply bad practice to place a cold one "on a lady"

 

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort's Welsh 'Gentleman's gentleman', Rhys, bakes the most exquisite fairy cakes.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mis-hearing two old boys talking at the start of the Thursday night chain gang ride many years ago, SP99 still covers his buttocks in gaffer tape prior to slipping his lycra shorts on, adamant that it "trains the muscles youngster!"

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba Boy is one of those naughty postmen with a garage full of undelivered letters.

 

[Bollo]

TBM does have three bikes!

 

[swee'pea99]

Bollo used to be a toffee but he had a spell-change operation

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99, though he enjoys a nice Rollo, doesn't love anyone enough to give them one.

 

[Mr Pig]

Can't believe this thread is still going. Sorry about that ;0)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mr Pig is sorry this thread is still going

 

[e-rider]

threebikes.... actually only has 1 bike but it has 3 wheels!