Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

ppc2k enjoys engaging in 'conversations' on his mobile in public places, including inflammatory phrases like 'No, no....we agreed ten kilos' and 'what did you do with the axe?'

 

[Alan Frame]

P2k is so addicted to food that he has taken to openly masticating in public at all times of the day and night.

 

[TVC]

Alan always insists on wearing kitten heels.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC claims to be Outside the clique (if one exists), but he's actually outside B&Q - just over there next to the cycle racks

 

[Dayvo]

TVC uses the same toothbrush to clean his teeth and to clean his chain.

He believes that his cheap fillings will stop going rusty with the aid of a little 3-in-1 oil.

 

[Alan Frame]

Dayvo has an Ultra Brite chain with a ring of confidence

 

[TVC]

Alan polishes his gears with brasso, if you look carefully you can see his shiny ring.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC buys Mars bar, melts them and stretches them into Curly Wurly shapes just so he can re-live part of his childhood.

 

[accountantpete]

Chocolate was rationed when Dayvo was a lad.

 

[swee'pea99]

accountantpete has never been a lad. Like most accountants, he reached full maturity at about six and three-quarters.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP spent £34.99 getting his computer keyboard cleaned but unfortunately the company went into voluntary receivership just as they got to 'Z'.... which still sticks.

 

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort doesn't actually come from Vlaanderen but from Sunderland. He'd had a heavy night of it the night before, alreet?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Until being given an ASBO, SP99 used to regularly run into local newsagents and stick "Marathon" stickers over all the Snickers bars.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB drinks cider for a living..... though he's allergic to apples.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie likes to ride the Severn Bore on an inflatable rubber duck.