Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

TVC eats apples in their entirety, discarding nothing. Disturbingly, he does the same with oranges, bananas and pineapples.

 

[Archie_tect]

[quote name='swee'pea99']TVC eats apples in their entirety, discarding nothing. Disturbingly, he does the same with oranges, bananas and pineapples.[/QUOTE]

...it's crabs that cause him the biggest problem.... apparently.

 

[Dayvo]

Archie_tect reuses to go to bed, or to stop posting on this thread until he´s overhauled Arch as CC´s most prolifiic sad bastard poster!

 

[Aperitif]

Dayvo - D-A-Y-V-O..! Daylight comes and he wants to go home...

 

[Dayvo]

Aperitif doubles up as White Van Man and kidnaps unsuspecting cyclists on his way.

Hence the disappearance of a number of our most prized forumers!!

 

[Dayvo]

I rest my case;

Not true! I wanted him (MAZ) to be a drug mule and he was insistent on being an ass.
(This is a donkey O.T.)

 

[Aperitif]

Dayvo knows that a club 'sandwedge' is not good for the teef.

 

[swee'pea99]

Aperitif can't really enjoy any alcoholic drink unless it contains a small umbrella. He keeps one with him at all times 'in case he needs it'.

 

[Speicher]

Sweepea tries to convey the impression that he is clinging on to a branch. In reality he is clinging to the straw in Aperitif's drink.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher knows the difference between 'clinging' and 'clutching' at straws...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Aperitif will only ride his bike with a tailwind, it does mean he can end up miles from home, and his taxi bills are horrendous.

 

[swee'pea99]

Toshiba Boy refuses to travel by bus, calling them 'carriages of Beelzebub'. He has no problem with trams, but unfortunately the nearest trams to him are in a town 180 miles away.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP was cycling along yesterday when he suddenly had a thought.... and promptly fell off.

 

[Speicher]

 

[Alan Frame]

Maggot's favourite book is "Bellydance Your Way To Fitness". He likes the pictures,mainly.