Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

cubist is thinking outside of the box - it's in the bag now he's turned over a new leaf.

 

[Aperitif]

User76 has no flies on his trousers...which gives him a buzz.

 

[Cubist]

Awkward moment at the bird fanciers' photo club when Mrs Posslethwaite the vice president asked Aperitif to stand up and show everybody his little spotted flycatcher........

 

[Aperitif]

Mahhot dislocated his first finger, left hand this morning...

 

[Cubist]

Beat me to it!
Aperitif used to boast that he worked for Cunard. His mate used to say that he wasn't exactly idle either.

 

[Wigsie]

Cubist is still playing with IT for BK.

 

[Speicher]

Wigsie says he works as an IT consultant, and gets paid for it.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher loves "El Tango" but not as much as she adores "El Vimto".

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has devised a calculation for working out prices in 1970 and re-calibrating them into todays prices. He knows that if you return an empty glass bottle of pop to the shop you will get at least 90 pence for doing so. He has been unable to convince shop-keepers of this.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher loves Top Gear. Crucially, tho, she actually fancies not the hamster or captain slow, or even the stig, but...I'm afraid it's true...Jeremy Clarkson.

 

[Speicher]

Sweepea knows that I am off to bed now, to dream about Stig and his helmet.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher thinks her avatar is a twarny wol, but it's actually a dolphin.

 

[swee'pea99]

TheDoctor *is* actually a doctor. How scary is that?

 

[TheDoctor]

Swee'pea isn't really a tree frog though. He's a tree-toad.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor failed his final exams, because he would not take the hippocr hypocritical oath.