Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

The 'P' on Cubist's keyboard wasn't working when he joined the forum and gave his user-name, so he used the 'C' instead!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo is an excellent Directeur Sportif, with an excellent track record.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher wears a "Frankie Says:Titter Ye Not" T-Shirt when out riding in shorts.

 

[Archie_tect]

S was famous, at the Ross Street Wheelbarrow Galvanisers' Ball, for averting attempts to Speicher vodka.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect was recently galvanised into action when he saw someone try to steel a bike.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher was just trying to frame him.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo was recently cautioned. He was accused of pedalling squares






of Chocolate in Amsterdam.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher's been using a preserve made from domesticated rodents as a fertiliser for Dutch flowers....

Tulips from hamster jam

IGMC

 

[Aperitif]

troisvelosmcginty might spread his jokes a little thinly, but they are still enough to give one the pip...

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif enjoys Marmelade and toast, but some mornings he listens to the Bee Gees instead, while eating his breakfast.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher tried to put a better bit of butter on her knife, but she forked up!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

If Dayvo get over-cooked simply hold him over the kitchen sink and scrape the burnt bits off.

 

[accountantpete]

3BM is suffering from the Credit Brunch and has to make do with No Frills baked beans.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

ACP once got mistaken for a tax return, well someone filled him in.

 

[Perfect Virgo]

3BM uses his "Ladybird Book of Gramophone Records" when researching entries for "The Chain." By the time he finds a suitable candidate he is usually too late and punishes himself by watching "Top of the Pops Two!"