Post a lie about the poster above.

[TheDoctor]

Speicher has enough wingspan to carry off a sheep.

 

[colly]

TheDoctor has been practicing for many a year but still can't quite get the hang of it.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly went to work straight after leaving school.

He didn't even go home to change clothes. And he still looks like Angus from AC/DC.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo has said to people that he would send them a postcard from Sydney, so they will be very confused when they get one from Alice.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher didn't know what to say when the roofing contractor working on her house asked her 'have you had your underfelt yet madam?'

 

[Speicher]

yes, it was relaid recently

ThreebikesMcginty is very fond of monkeys, and eating their nuts.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher doesn't think; she just says anything that Springs to mind!

Anyway, who the fu*k is Alice?

 

[colly]

Dayvo knows full well who Alice is.

What he doesn't know is that her dad is on his way round!

 

[Dayvo]

The last time colly bought a round was . . . er, was there a first time?

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo gave etiquette and deportment lessons to many leading celebrities including star pupils Vinny Jones and Amy Winehouse.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea arrived in this country from France without a ticket, and was immediately deported.

 

[colly]

On a night Speicher can be heard out in the barn screeching out the old pop number..........'Owl do you do what you do to me?'

 

[TheDoctor]

Colly is invisible to mice

 

[swee'pea99]

TheDoctor is actually a dentist, and you know what? He loves it.

 

[Dayvo]

SP once thought!