Post a lie about the poster above.

[TheDoctor]

Dear oh lord I hope not!!! i'm quite big enough on the outside as it is...

Colly is good at rounding up sheep.

 

[TVC]

TheDoctor makes gingerbread effigies of his enemies then dunks them head first in a steaming mug of tea, just for kicks.

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC is a notorious tortoise rustler.

 

[colly]

The Doctor is a tortoise 'botherer'.

How low can you get ???!

 

[TheDoctor]

They've really come out of their shells lately!!!!! *gets coat*

Colly is illegal in 15 American states. Except on Tuesdays.

 

[Cubist]

The Doctor has a party trick which involves trying to resuscitate a whole bag of jelly babies before eating them in alphabetical order.

 

[swee'pea99]

Cubist plays golf with a cricket bat. Very few courses will let him play and he has a handicap of 314.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea likes playing golf. It allows him to play around with women. He also had a special pair of golfing socks, until he got a hole in one.

 

[TheDoctor]

'Speicher' is a Welsh word that translates as 'Place where the river regularly overflows its banks in order to drown English cyclists on stupid bikes with little wheels, close to the church of St Cyngar, the disused (but soon to be reopened) railway line and a cafe that Plax and TheDoctor didn't go in'

 

[Cubist]

The Doctor used to be able to pronounce it, but his cold cleared up.

 

[TheDoctor]

Cubist is impervious to coffee.

 

[swee'pea99]

The Doctor's avatar dates back to the time he decided to treat an irritating skin ailment by bathing in Tetleys (at blood temperature) for an hour. Astoundingly it worked. And the resultant 'tan' was impressive. But sadly his head, having remained unsubmerged, ended up looking like a mint imperial, and he refused to go out for three weeks until his 'health-glow' faded.

 

[colly]

Swee'pea is a couple of digits short of a full hand.

 

[TheDoctor]

Colly has a life-size cardboard cut-out of Commander Riker behind his sofa.

 

[Cubist]

The Doctor knows to the penny exactly how much change has fallen down the back of his sofa since he bought it.