Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cubist]

swee'pea had a brief fling with Barbara Cartland, but got really fed up because she made him sleep in the chalk patch......

 

[slowmotion]

Cubist knew where it was.

 

[colly]

Slowmotion had one once. Andrews sorted it out.

 

[TVC]

Whilst in Sainsburys, Colly can't resist hiding packets of condoms in old ladies shopping baskets.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC likes Sainsburys because it keeps the riff-raff out of Waitrose.

 

[TVC]

TVC likes Sainsburys because it keeps the riff-raff out of Waitrose.

So true

3BMcG was once removed from Waitrose because the manager thought he looked like he may be lower middle class.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC is one of those weird people who grow vast veges and enter them for competitions. His proudest moment was the audible gasp emitted by the entire vilage at the unveiling of his now legendary one and a half pound radish. (He has it on video, and plays it to himself when he's feeling down and on special occasions.)

 

[Browser]

swee'pea99 anonymously posts bread puddings to people with the note 'pay up or you'll get another' included in them!

 

[TVC]

Like most folks in rural Lincolnshire, Browser spends his evenings sitting on his front porch playing his banjo. Once a month he treats himself to a night out in the bright lights of Spalding.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC is packed and ready for the BIG move to Louth.

 

[swee'pea99]

TBM already had *his* BIG move. He has one twice a day with unfailing regularity.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

swee'pea99 anonymously posts bread puddings to people with the note 'pay up or you'll get another' included in them!

Browser once had an anonymous delivery of sticky toffee pudding. He was most upset when there was no ransome demand so made 6 pints of custard and ate the lot in one sitting.

 

[Speicher]

26 by 25 does not know which side his bread is buttered, cos he uses margarine.

 

[swee'pea99]

When Speicher's feeling frisky, which is not uncommon, she goes to work on a pogo stick.

 

[TheDoctor]

Swee'pea99 is a very little-known gardening disaster movie.