hb666 has short arms and can't reach to the bottom of his pockets. When it's his round his mates pick him up and turn him upside down. He gets very cross then.
Apertif thinks that Inspector Morse and Lewis are real, and has been arrested many times in Oxford in the vain hope of meeting them (well, ok Lewis and Hathaway now).
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