KEEF
Veteran
- Location
- BURNOPFIELD
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
TVC will do the tattoo.
Monsieur Remings
Guru
- Location
- Yatton UK
26 by 25's bike, which was once a member of the SAS you know, taught Ray Mears everything he knew.
But he's a fairly modest old bike, who sits back in his armchair puffing on a woodbine retelling the exploits of his youth in great detail with the odd knowing smile aimed at his young and inexperienced rider, who likes zipwires and grunge music.
'And don't get me started on that Bear Grylls,' he says in a rare fit of anger, '...polar teddy we used to call him. And he got to the top of that stupid mountain, I forget the name, still in nappies? I once saw him eat a tortoise, that was fun. But his Gran didn't think so, as she chased the little gobshite back up the garden path.'
But he's a fairly modest old bike, who sits back in his armchair puffing on a woodbine retelling the exploits of his youth in great detail with the odd knowing smile aimed at his young and inexperienced rider, who likes zipwires and grunge music.
'And don't get me started on that Bear Grylls,' he says in a rare fit of anger, '...polar teddy we used to call him. And he got to the top of that stupid mountain, I forget the name, still in nappies? I once saw him eat a tortoise, that was fun. But his Gran didn't think so, as she chased the little gobshite back up the garden path.'
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
Monsieur Remings appears to have joined the Ramblers
accountantpete
OAP
Sitting in a darkened room surrounded by S&M paraphernalia, Cubist is eagerly awaiting today's budget.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Accountantpete helped to prepare the figures for the budget.
Starting with £9 Billion for better cycling lanes.
£1 Billion for cafés halfway between any major town and the coast.
£14 Trillion for improved railway services with eachtrain set of coaching stock* having a carriage specially adapted for the conveyance of bicycles.
* edited especially for Mad Doug Biker
Starting with £9 Billion for better cycling lanes.
£1 Billion for cafés halfway between any major town and the coast.
£14 Trillion for improved railway services with each
* edited especially for Mad Doug Biker
accountantpete
OAP
Speicher edited out some of the more unrealistic expectations.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Today's budget will make accountantpete a very rich man.
He's going to rob George Osborne's house while he's at the dispatch box.
He's going to rob George Osborne's house while he's at the dispatch box.
accountantpete
OAP
threebikesmcginty said:
which one?
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
accountantpete said:
This one, of course...
philipbh
Spectral Cyclist
- Location
- Out the back
threebikesmcginty said:This one, of course...
He's had it away with mace already
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Philipbh is mistaken. Those shaped holders on the side of the table are rollocks. Which is what the budget may alledgedly be all about, a load of.
After all he is up the creek without a paddle!
After all he is up the creek without a paddle!
philipbh
Spectral Cyclist
- Location
- Out the back
Speicher has her own Mace (in handy spray form)
swee'pea99
Squire
pbh once defended himself against a mugger with a Mr Muscle spray. His would-be assailant got clean away.
IGMC
IGMC
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