Post a lie about the poster above.

[blazed]

I dont lie my mummy always told me never to.

 

[Hover Fly]

Blazed wasn't born, he came up out of a hole in the ground.

 

[swee'pea99]

Hover Fly emerged from an egg. Everyone in Tescos was really surprised.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

swee'pea came from spawn in the swamp, and is friends with Kermit's relatives.

 

[TVC]

After the banking crisis, MDB told everyone he thought Northern Rock had been run by a bunch of muppets, he wasn't happy when somebody told him that was actually Fraggle Rock.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC prefers drinking Evian to Northumbrian Spring... a much better class of water.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After a serious accident going down a 7% hill, the poster above ......um, thingy, lost their memory, moved to Sofia and became a world class trapeze artist.

It all came crashing down in the end, but they can still be seen occasionally helping out the lamp post people by changing the bulbs for them.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB obviously runs the Ferrari F1 team.... a lie like that can't be beaten.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect saw the F1 Button accident.

He has now found a button from an old lap top, and replaced it.

 

[swee'pea99]

 Speicher makes a point of never using the mouse. She calls it 'taking the easy option', believing it to betray a lack of moral fibre. 

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99 has an extraordinary tale of daring-do and intrigue the telling of which requires a large Victorian mansion house, a winged armchair, a stormy night, dodgy electrics and a roaring fireside. Sadly he lives in a first floor flat with gas central heating and a combi boiler.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

SP99 has an extraordinary tale of daring-do and intrigue the telling of which requires a large Victorian mansion house, a winged armchair, a stormy night, dodgy electrics and a roaring fireside. Sadly he lives in a first floor flat with gas central heating and a combi boiler.

Archie groomed his first lady in a large, gothic Victorian mansion whilst a storm raged in the night sky and a fire blazed between the imagination of the four-poster bed. As they sipped on laudanum and exchanged roses in the candlelight, Archie began his recital...of... My Side, an autobiography, by David Beckham.

 

[tiswas-steve]

Monsieur Remings is from a long line of farmers that actually believe rabbits walked this earth millions of years ago on their hind legs and they first thought up the idea of Channel 4,s highly rated TV programme " Countdown " .

 

[TVC]

Steve records Countdown and then plays it back over and over again trying to beat the contestants in each round. It must be reported though that he still hasn't got the conundrum.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC has arranged the entire Bob Marley & The Wailers back catalogue for the ukelele, and plays requests at parties. By far the most common request being 'please stop playing that ukelele'.