Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

There isn't a screen in existence which could hide Swee'Pea's Flake

 

[Speicher]

26 by 25 likes to have a chocolate flake in his whipped ice cream. He is not very good with numbers, and asks for a 69.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher asked for a a 99 but got a 34 to Edgeware Road. It's an easy mistake to make- the routes are similar.

 

[TVC]

Archies encyclopedic knowledge of London bus routes keeps the regulars at his local pub fascinated for hours.

 

[BlueDog]

The Velvet Curtain used Archie’s bus numbers to play Friday’s Euro-millions – and won the lot!

 

[swee'pea99]

BlueDog used to have a thing for RedCat but she ended up going off with YellowMouse - it was all very colourful and more than a bit weird, and BD has never been quite the same since.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99 rescued BlueDog and RedCat from a desert island - they were marooned together.

 

[BlueDog]

Swee'pea99 held her head in shame as the New of the World uncovered that she was actually an air-brushed Blue Eye’d Tree Frog


[Oops: must learn to type faster!]

 

[Speicher]

Blue Dog reads the Telegruff every day.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher was actually Dr Speicher until she was struck off for continually telling jokes so awful that many of her patients suffered from severe mental problems, several of whom are still hospitalised more than a decade after her enforced retirement.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99 had a pet spider who could enthral the Tap Bar of the Elephant and Castle with it's repartee, until he ate it.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie_tect had a singing and dancing pig, famous the world over. It's stage career was cruelly cut short when Archie lopped one of it's legs off, claiming "well you don't eat a pig that clever and famous all at once".

 

[swee'pea99]

Toshiba Boy paid £400 for a parrot, then spent two and a half years trying to teach it to say 'Pretty Toshiba Boy'. It said nothing at all until one fine September afternoon when TB could tell it was at last going to speak, and he held his breath and the parrot said: 'Corner shelving unit.' He throttled the bird, roasted and ate it, saying later that it was 'a bit stringy, and certainly not worth what I paid for it.'

 

[TVC]

Sweepeas gender ambiguity continues to confuse several forum members.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC has never seen a Meep, and as he well knows the European lesser spotted Meep is both solitary and mute...