Post a lie about the poster above.
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Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Archie has a glass eye. He doesn't mention it when he first meets people, rather he lets it pop out in conversation.
accountantpete
OAP
TB was in Blackpool intending to go for a dip when a friend passed him some ecstacy. In the shock his glass eye popped out and he wondered what to do next.
Then he remembered his teachers mantra - Eye before sea except after E.
Then he remembered his teachers mantra - Eye before sea except after E.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
The other day, AP was having a nightmare with his computer and at one point he wiped all his files. Then, to his horror he thought he'd wiped the entire internet.
Imagine his relief when he got up the next day and found the World Wide Web was still there....phew!
Imagine his relief when he got up the next day and found the World Wide Web was still there....phew!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
TB must get round to buying a computer!
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Archie can't be doing with all these new fangled electronic devices, "Who needs a tape recorder, a gramaphone player, a wireless and a television, although I must say I do like the reproduction wood effect cabinet the telly comes in" he has been known to mutter at dinner parties.
accountantpete
OAP
After Tosh was informed by the electronics guy that his radio needed a new Cats Whisker his cat has gone AWOL.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
AP's neighbour's cat disappeared under mysterious circumstances after he found his mum's old tennis racket.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Archie_tect makes too much racket when playing tennis.
grunt... uuummppphhhh.... arrrgghh..... ummmppphhh .....
grunt... uuummppphhhh.... arrrgghh..... ummmppphhh .....
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Speicher has a great love for the game of tennis, has her heart set on playing more often and finding the ideal playing partner to match her.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Toshiba Boy has got balls.
Tennis balls, ping pong balls, rugby balls, you name it he has got it.
Tennis balls, ping pong balls, rugby balls, you name it he has got it.
accountantpete
OAP
Speicher wants cocks.
Shuttlecocks, ball-cocks, stop-cocks - she collects them all.
Shuttlecocks, ball-cocks, stop-cocks - she collects them all.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Ap forgot bantam cocks but then he always does, much to their chagrin.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Have you ever seen a Bantam Cock's chagrin? Archie has and he was very impressed and not a little intimidated.
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