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Sweepea went into his local Chinese and asked for a 99. To his surprise they presented him with an egg fried rice with a flake in it.
 

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De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
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Northumberland
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TB was in Blackpool intending to go for a dip when a friend passed him some ecstacy. In the shock his glass eye popped out and he wondered what to do next.

Then he remembered his teachers mantra - Eye before sea except after E.
 
The other day, AP was having a nightmare with his computer and at one point he wiped all his files. Then, to his horror he thought he'd wiped the entire internet.

Imagine his relief when he got up the next day and found the World Wide Web was still there....phew!
 
Archie can't be doing with all these new fangled electronic devices, "Who needs a tape recorder, a gramaphone player, a wireless and a television, although I must say I do like the reproduction wood effect cabinet the telly comes in" he has been known to mutter at dinner parties.
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
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Northumberland
AP's neighbour's cat disappeared under mysterious circumstances after he found his mum's old tennis racket.
 
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