Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Mr P has no scruples about scrumpy

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Colly's surname is wobbles.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug's last but two post was so pathetic that it finally convinced the forum software that life is not worth carrying on with and it has now given up trying to keep things neat and tidy.

Ah, I've always wondered what people REALLY think of my posts!

Due to the Butterfly Effect, Mr Phoebus's spitting out of a fly on June 27th 2009 recently resulted in Jackie Brambles' departure from Loose Women.

TB will only have scrumpy on his cornflakes.

Mr Phoebus likes to have a bit of rumpy pumpy with his cornflakes, but Mrs Phoebus has made it abundantly clear

'Not at the breakfast table!'

 

[Mr Phoebus]

MDB has made Craggy Island his home since being employed there as Father Jack's underpant washer.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mr Phoebus's first ever crush was on Mrs Doyle. He had a fantasy where she was telling him to

'Go on go on go on!!'

and he did.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Killer.




Whenever MDB needs any important advice he quickly turns to Father Dougal.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mr Phoebus has a large orange head and a big smile ........ he was the inspiration for the original space hopper.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cheddar George was the Inspiration behind the film 'The Hills Have Eyes'.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug longs for the days of his middle years.....................you know...............when 'talkies' first appeared.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly refuses to wear warm clothing in the winter. He waltzes around wearing only a vest on his upper body.

He believes he has the absolute right to bare arms.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo gave up correcting his typing after his 4th amendment...if only he'd known.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie is currently in the middle of writing his latest book

'SPAM: The Wilderness Years'


but he can't decide exactly what bits will make the final cut.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB has decided to try and fill what he saw as an undiscovered niche in the construction market, but has been surprised to discover that the Igloo building sector in the UK is extremely seasonal.

He is close to having his assets frozen.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TB refuses to use Assos chamois cream, he much prefers Bovril.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr Phoebus uses Marmite- he's got that licked.