Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Rapples must be under 50 to remember that sketch.

 

[Andy_R]

AP's memory of being under 50 is sketchy at best

 

[Kleban]

Andy R thought battery hens laid batteries

 

[Ludwig]

Kleban is waiting for the sales in Primark

 

[Archie_tect]

Ludwig has his eye on the Tescos 10p bargain shelf... he accidentally dented four tins of Tescos Saver beans last Thursday and they haven't appeared yet.

 

[Andy_R]

AT fondly remembers the days when Netto used to sell tins of beans for 3p. He used to revel in the mystique of the opening ceremony - the green clouds of bean gas were his favourite bit of the whole experience.

 

[accountantpete]

Andy waits for his preferred cheese to get close to its sell by date and then hides the packet at the back.

 

[Andy_R]

AP breaks wind in the queue at Tescos and loudly blames Mrs AP.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Andy_R has been banned from his local ASDA, for making the most terrible smells, and then trying to blame his dog, who, unfortuntaley for him, he had left tied up outside the store.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy is often tied up outside the supermarket whilst his dog does the shopping.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

AC loves nothing more than to do the Asda bottom pat. Unfortunately it's always on innocent bystanders.

 

[colly]

Mr P believes that you are guilty until proven innocent.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly believes that the first rule is: the laws of Germany.

 

[wildjetskier]

Does nobody go to work ???

AP first rule of blind dating is always open your eyes, his last date was 76, blind, no hair, no teeth, athletes foot, and bad BO, the wedding is next week everyone, it has to be a civil ceremony as AccountantPete and WinoDarryl can't get married in a church

 

[Kleban]

Wildjetskier was disappointed when he opened a recently purchased carton of Eggs which said "Cage Free Eggs", and found out that there was no free cage included.