Post something random here!!

[Velorum]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh9AC0jCGjY

 

[Bollo]

http://www.random.org/

 

[PaulB]

Hey gringo.
So you're the one who comes to challenge the King of Kings,
The Lords of Lords and the conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah? (sniff),
Well, sorry for you my friend,
I no see your face,
But music can,
Come on.....

 

[Archie_tect]

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who got on a bus bound for Ealing,
It said on the door, "Do not spit on the floor"....
So he laid down and spat on the ceiling.

 

[accountantpete]

The sound of Pulsars http://www.jb.man.ac.uk/~pulsar/Education/Sounds/sounds.html

 

[Fnaar]

Sorry, but your @rse DOES look big in that

 

[Renard]

Mabawsa Ritchie... any advice?

 

[Hover Fly]

Why is the word "monosyllabic" quintasyllabic?

 

[Tony B]

Avon calling

 

[Aperitif]

Bring back Donnie Burns and Gaynor Fairweather! Skilful television.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

 

[johnnyh]

 

[PaulB]

Baked potato saved my liiiife,
Baked potato showed me the waaaaaay.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPsY_nhTtxg&feature=fvw

 

[XmisterIS]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out Its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee,
my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

--- Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz [Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy].

 

[Greedo]

Pearls melt in vinegar