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[swee'pea99]

Teeth dissolve in Coca-Cola

 

[Sig SilverPrinter]

I've lost my dodger

 

[Fnaar]

Till I Believe in my soul - dexys
I'll need tonight to sit and think about this
Think what to do.
I'll take some strength to banish hollow sorrow.
Hollow sorrow's nothing new.
Just enough strength to last until tomorrow
Until I believe in my soul.
Tonight I lost sight of all purpose
Despite all this trickery you told me was right.
I was such a good boy I let you hold the door
So kind, so nice, where's my prize?
(That's all there ever is) Oh yeah yeah yeah?
(That's all there ever was) Ah you must be ****ing joking.
(The same for everyone) Oh yes. Yes yes.
Would you repeat that. Break it to me gently,
Stand over there.
Oh I know I was an arrogant boy but I let you hold the door
Oh I was kind. I was nice, where's the prize?
And I'm on the train from New Street
To Euston. I'm going out to Harrow again
And I'm trying to get the feeling
That I had in nineteen seventy two.
Oh but you're going too fast for me here,
I'm saying, wait a minute there, wait a minute there
Hold it, stop! Let me get this clear
(That's all there ever is) oh yeah yeah yeah?
(That's all there ever was) yes, yes. ha ha ha.
(The same for everyone) Oh yes. yes. yes.
You see I know what this is, I know
What's going on here, this is just the difference between . . .
It's the battle between the body and the soul. The spirit
And what's needed here. . .
What I intend to do now is I'm going to punish my body.
I'll punish the body to believe in the soul, I will punish
my body, until I believe in my soul.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

If you could, would you and should you?

Discuss without resorting to violence.

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

30 ppm H2S smells like trumps.

 

[Archie_tect]

If you could, would you and should you?

Once, yes.... and no, unless I was paid an awful lot.

 

[XmisterIS]

"Nobody knows
how cold my toes
how cold my toes
are growing!"

Sang Pooh.

 

[Archie_tect]

If I were you, I wouldn't start from here.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

I know where UFO's come from!

 

[joolsybools]

Peem

 

[Fnaar]

 

[PaulB]

"How to Spell" by Her Majesty the Quoon.

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

 

[Randochap]

Musings on Chamois Cream
apologies to Bill

To cream or not to cream
That is the question.
Whether it is HTFU to suffer in the groin
the stings and rubbing of abrasive fulcrums
or apply bag balm against folicular bubbles
And by opposing, end them. To buy: to apply;
Even more; and by a daub to say we end
The heart-ache of a thousand unnatural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a prime location
Devoutly to be washed. To dry, to swab;
To swab: perchance to cream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that drop of glop what creams may come
When we have shuffled off this saddle rail,
Must give us gauze: where there's taint
That makes calamity of so long rides;
For he would bear the whips and scorns of slime,
The perineal prong, the proud man's contusion,
The pangs of despised lumps, the Brooks delay,
The insolence of poseurs and the boils
That impotent demerit, unworthy Fred,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would ass-hatchet bear,
To grunt and sweat over a weary strife,
But that the dread of something akin to death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bum
No traveller returns, guzzles the pill
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than try others that we know not of?
Thus compliance does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native pew of evolution
Is slathered o'er with the pale crap you bought,
Of ointments, salve, liniment and unguent
With this regard bare regions turn awry,
And lose the game of action. - Soft you now!
The pair, I feel ya! Limp, in nether regions
Be all my skin remember'd.

 

[cheadle hulme]

No wonder people travel around with lightsout when they are so hard to change,.

1 hour each side to change bmw z4 mains.

Make lights easier to change!!!

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