Post wise words here

[Ming the Merciless]

Sex is one of the five a day.

 

[newfhouse]

If you think you need a hammer.... think again.

If it saves a walk to the tool box, every tool can be used as a hammer.

 

[roley poley]

never make eye contact when you eat a banana

 

[roley poley]

common sense is not common

 

[bagpuss]

" Whilst others may try to imitate you,they will forever follow in your tracks" .

 

[Blue Hills]

never make eye contact when you eat a banana

actually a woman did that to me once.
As she peeled it with her teeth.

 

[Blue Hills]

Sex is one of the five a day.

definitely wiser than
jaffa cakes

 

[accountantpete]

Your Dog's love and affection are not conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

 

[Blue Hills]

Your Dog's love and affection are not conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

you'll be disillusioning women of a certain age and cats next.
You are a nasty nasty pete accountant.

 

[ColinJ]

Sex is one of the five a decade.

Chance would be a fine thing!

 

[ColinJ]

actually a woman did that to me once.
As she peeled it with her teeth.

Maintain eye contact, back slowly towards the door, step through the doorway, slam the door, and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

 

[Blue Hills]

Maintain eye contact, back slowly towards the door, step through the doorway, slam the door, and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

a curiously negative reaction colin
It was in an upper storey of that brutalist masterpiece the National Theatre.
So handy exit doors slightly hard to find
And I don't think there's a door in the entire edifice you could slam.
And both of us were somewhat conflicted.

 

[Archie_tect]

If given a choice to do something, it always works the other way.

 

[ColinJ]

a curiously negative reaction colin

Probably the same feeling that a woman would get if she woke up and spotted a man climbing through her bedroom window with his teeth clenched on the stem of a single red rose...

 

[mistyoptic]

USB plugs go in the third way round