Praise where praise is due.

[Milzy]

I've just been shopping in Blackburn. I bought a pasty and sat down to eat it. However,it was that hot i had to leave it for 10 minutes to cool off. Sometimes food can be TOO hot!

This should be in the mundane news section.

 

[Drago]

Nando's is quite a nice plaice.

 

[Reynard]

Are you sure this is the thyme to be carping on about this? My pun-o-meter is broken.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Fish puns should be written in Gil Sans....
Postmans trousers shold be in a fine herringbone pattern.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I think this thread has just about every fish pun covered:
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/hit-by-a-dead-fish.12037/

 

[Reynard]

It's been a bit battered then...

 

[Drago]

Fish puns on the net? I'm hooked!

 

[Reynard]

Oh, you'll be reeled in alright...

I just read that whole thread from beginning to end. My cats are now looking at me very strangely.

 

[Drago]

This thread has dropped down the scale.

Should've given up while we were a head.

 

[Reynard]

Maybe that's a bit premature. I don't think we're quite trawling the depths yet Besides, there are other comestible puns to be explored.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

We're making a rod for our own backs here.

 

[Drago]

A cod for our own backs?

This thread is fast becoming a damp squid.

 

[Fab Foodie]

We're making a rod for our own backs here.

That's because we're all doing it on the fly....

 

[Tin Pot]

Why were you changing your trousers in he middle of Nando's?

 

[Aperitif]

Why were you changing your trousers in he middle of Nando's?

Because he was having a whale of a time.