Rate my fish finger sarnie..

[PeteXXX]

Tasty!!

Lunch

 

[Cheddar George]

I am going to dock points for the tomato ketchup.

 

[Markymark]

I am going to dock points for the tomato ketchup.

Incorrect.

 

[PeteXXX]

50/50 Red/Brown split

 

[classic33]

I am going to dock points for the tomato ketchup.

Also points deducted for stopping, having taken a bite, to take a picture.

 

[Markymark]

Do you have the mouth size of a child?

 

[Markymark]

50/50 Red/Brown split

Equally incorrect.

 

[classic33]

Were the fish fingers pre metric, metric or post metric?

 

[Globalti]

Hmmm... that aerated white bread is ideologically unsound and looks structurally weak; by biting a stress riser into the leading edge you've weakened an already floppy structure that's doing a poor job of containing a heavy filling.

4/10

 

[Cheddar George]

Points deducted also for using pretentious bread.

Warburtons toasty white or nowt.

Not as pretentious as the tiny individual teapot that has obviously been nicked from a motorway service station.
Actually i am beginning to suspect that Pete may be in a cafe.

 

[Markymark]

Not as pretentious as the tiny individual teapot that has obviously been nicked from a motorway service station.
Actually i am beginning to suspect that Pete may be in a cafe.

The tacky table mats and horrendous novelty coasters does back up that theory....

 

[Cheddar George]

The tacky table mats and horrendous novelty coasters does back up that theory....

Good manners prevented me from commenting on the decor.

 

[Cheddar George]

The sad thing is i woud gladly swap my lunch for PeteXXXs fish finger sandwich and mug of tea.

 

[Threevok]

Should be made with a sliced loaf and cut from side to side

Cutting from corner to corner robs you of 1 crust per sandwich

 

[mybike]

Tomato ketchup

Mind, it does look as if he's been sent to eat it in the garage or outhouse.