Phew! I was beginning to think I was the only one to object to that execrable teapot. Get a porcelain one, a tea cosy and some leaf tea. Then I'll look at your butties.Not as pretentious as the tiny individual teapot that has obviously been nicked from a motorway service station.
Actually i am beginning to suspect that Pete may be in a cafe.
The last time I ate a fish finger sandwich was in unpleasant conditions in the middle of the Sound of Jura in a 6 metre Bayraider Expedition, the fish fingers cooked on a petrol stove in the on-board galley and cushioned in iceberg lettuce inside a large pitta.
I'll check when I get homeWere the fish fingers pre metric, metric or post metric?
50p from Morrisons, less my staff discountPoints deducted also for using pretentious bread.
Warburtons toasty white or nowt.
Hartshead Moor, many years ago. The tea was so expensive that I presumed the price included the pot.Not as pretentious as the tiny individual teapot that has obviously been nicked from a motorway service station.
Do you have the mouth size of a child?
It is neither. It is a sandwich.It's not a sarnie,it's a butty.
It is neither. It is a sandwich.