Rats the size of cats!!

[Accy cyclist]

Found on a London housing estate. A "vermin control officer" once told me to keep your toilet seat down(when not in use obviously)as giant rats can swim through the outlet pipe,then if tall enough climb out the toilet and get into your house. Imagine seeing a giant rat in your bathroom!
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...-on-south-london-housing-estate-a3226916.html

 

[Yellow Saddle]

BS

 

[Accy cyclist]

It's true.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I was having a pee up a back alley,when out working one day. I peed on some bin bags only to be spooked by what i thought was a cat jumping out one of the bags. I nearly pooped myself when i saw the creature. It was a "dog rat". It was at least 2 foot long! Luckily i managed to put percy away before the rat took a bite!!

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Cool story.

You're supposed to put "bro" at the end. Don't ask me what to put there when a female bullshits you.

 

[Accy cyclist]

You're supposed to put "bro" at the end. Don't ask me what to put there when a female bullshits you.

I'm not bullshitting. It happened when i'd just started window cleaning. I haven't seen such a creature since. Well,not a live one,but quite a few dead ones. One time i got quite emotional and laid some flowers at the scene. A woman asked why. When i told her, she called me a feckin' weirdo! How insensitive is that?!

 

[Yellow Saddle]

I'm not bullshitting. It happened when i'd just started window cleaning. I haven't seen such a creature since. Well,not a live one,but quite a few dead ones. One time i got quite emotional and laid some flowers at the scene. A woman asked why. When i told her she called me a feckin' weirdo! How insensitive is that?!

Cool story bro.












But please don't stop. I kinda enjoy them.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I'm not bullshitting. It happened when i'd just started window cleaning. I haven't seen such a creature since. Well,not a live one,but quite a few dead ones. One time i got quite emotional and laid some flowers at the scene. A woman asked why. When i told her, she called me a feckin' weirdo! How insensitive is that?!

You laid flowers for a dead rat?

 

[Accy cyclist]

You laid flowers for a dead rat?

We're all god's creatures.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

We're all god's creatures.

It's more logical to lay flowers for a dead rat than believe in god

 

[jefmcg]

Serious, page 2 and no mention of R.O.U.S yet

 

[jefmcg]

Some of us are trying to take this seriously.

There's another horror we are ignoring. Cats the size of rats!

 

[jefmcg]

Now I can't stop looking at kittens.

 

[jefmcg]

I'll raise you some ducklings

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Ducks the size of sparrows! Will no one think of the children?

 

[jefmcg]

Mind you, look at the size of the guinea pigs we get here in Oxford

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Imagine finding Barney in your loo.......