gavroche
Getting old but not past it
- Location
- North Wales
Get an airgun, great for target practice and getting rid of vermins at the same time.
Rats the size of cats!!
- Thread starter Accy cyclist
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OP
OP
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
Aw,he's so cute!
nickyboy
Norven Mankey
- Location
- You want hills? We got hills
That's a hell of a blow pipe. Wonder what it's aiming at?
Mo1959
Legendary Member
- Location
- Perthshire,Scotland
I got a quick snap of his cousin on my walk yesterday.
Profpointy
Legendary Member
The world is not yet ready for the story of the Giant Rat of Summatra
Low Gear Guy
Veteran
- Location
- Surrey
A question of etiquette:
If you should find a dead rat at the bottom of a large garden in Surrey, should one helpfully inform the property owner?
If you should find a dead rat at the bottom of a large garden in Surrey, should one helpfully inform the property owner?
biggs682
Touch it up and ride it
- Location
- Northamptonshire
so rats have Brazillian waxing done !!!!
FishFright
More wheels than sense
You have to watch them borggers ! Remember what chaos they caused in South Park
Welsh wheels
Lycra king
- Location
- South Wales
Rats can grow to that size. Just read any account of life in the trenches in WW1.
OP
OP
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
[QUOTE 4770915, member: 45"]Nonsense.[/QUOTE]
Yes, well you were there so you must be right(!)
Yes, well you were there so you must be right(!)
jefmcg
Guru
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When I first moved to London I wasn't interested in seeing the Tower, or Tower Bridge just the "Post Office" Tower.
When I first moved to London I wasn't interested in seeing the Tower, or Tower Bridge just the "Post Office" Tower.
marshmella
Guru
- Location
- Telford, Shropshire
I 'm not surprised it jumped out when you were peeing all over his dinnerI was having a pee up a back alley,when out working one day. I peed on some bin bags only to be spooked by what i thought was a cat jumping out one of the bags. I nearly pooped myself when i saw the creature. It was a "dog rat". It was at least 2 foot long!Luckily i managed to put percy away before the rat took a bite!!
jefmcg
Guru
[QUOTE 4770997, member: 45"]2 foot long rats in the UK. Often spoken about in the pub, but never photographed.[/QUOTE]
I once was confronted by a London rat in my living room at 4am. Instead of scurrying away, the farker raised up on his hind legs and hissed at me.
When I tell the story and people ask me how big it was, I hold my hand at chest height.
That's how I remember it.
I once was confronted by a London rat in my living room at 4am. Instead of scurrying away, the farker raised up on his hind legs and hissed at me.
When I tell the story and people ask me how big it was, I hold my hand at chest height.
That's how I remember it.
Profpointy
Legendary Member
Mm 4am. Would that be after an evening of, ahem, "fine dining" or herbal cigarettes?
jefmcg
Guru
Insomnia caused by depression, actually. That rat became my spirit animal.
Exterminators who advertised in the yellow pages as 24 hours do not pick up the phone at 4.30 am. By that point I had the rat locked in the toilet and it was screaming and hurling itself against the door. It managed to gnaw it's way through the wall by morning. We filled that hole and every tiny gap around the plumbing with steel wool and expanding foam.
(I didn't really think it was over a metre, I just explaining metaphorically how threatened I felt)
