Reciprocal rights come independence...

[Crackle]

We need to set up some trades here before random factions of cyclists start enforcing the roads on there own.

So, I'll grant the right for any Scots to cycle on the Wirral, I'll even throw in an escort if necessary, in exchange for access to Arran. You can keep Glasgow, I just want permission to push my bike through the station.

I also want the Highlands and Islands in exchange for Yorkshire and the Lakes and the trail centres in the borders for the ones in Wales. I don't need Aviemore, we don't have anywhere with shoot enough weather to swop with anyway.

You can keep the East coast too unless you want Norfolk in Exchange.

What else?

 

[Spinney]

Don't knock Aviemore - there's some lovely rides up the Spey valley, in the Rothiemurchus forest, Glen Feshie etc.

 

[Crackle]

Don't knock Aviemore - there's some lovely rides up the Spey valley, in the Rothiemurchus forest, Glen Feshie etc.

Well you'll have to come up with a trade then. What about Manchester, similar levels of rain just lacks the white outs and the 100mph winds.

 

[Spinney]

Well you'll have to come up with a trade then. What about Manchester, similar levels of rain just lacks the white outs and the 100mph winds.

Sounds fair enough to me!

But my trades include keeping the south lakes and parts of the Dales...

 

[classic33]

Sounds fair enough to me
But my trades include keeping the south lakes and parts of the Dales...

Sorry, Yorkshire is not for sale or trade at this moment.

 

[welsh dragon]

No one can have anything in Wales. Its nice and quiet here and we want to keep it that way.

 

[cosmicbike]

Anybody want to trade Surrey? Full of bl**dy cyclists it is

 

[cosmicbike]

[QUOTE 2952519, member: 259"]Are there any oil reserves?

Or is that a silly fracking question?[/quote]
Not here in North Surrey, but we can offer gravel by the truckload in exchange for some dry weather?

 

[byegad]

I think we grant reciprocal rights for the whole of England to the Scots, should they choose to leave the Union. No ands' ifs' or buts. However, in exchange we should request they stop the rain falling quite so often on English visitors. I regularly, as in twice a year, have a weekend in North Northumbria and have only once gone over the border and not got rained on!

I feel this is a reasonable request as several of the people I meet up with on these occasions are Scottish and they assure me it doesn't actually rain for more than 95% of the time on them.

 

[rich p]

Can we swop Dandelion and Burdock cordial for Glenlivet?

 

[Longshot]

[QUOTE 2952531, member: 259"]...do we all stand on midges?[/quote]

Only if they stay still long enough.

 

[rich p]

[QUOTE 2952535, member: 259"]And Midge Ure? [/quote]
Standing on the shoulders of Midge(t)s

 

[snorri]

So, I'll grant the right for any Scots to cycle on the Wirral, I'll even throw in an escort if necessary, in exchange for access to Arran.

The Wirral? That's over the ferry from Liverpool isn't it?
You'll need to assure us these Gerry Marsden tapes have been thrown overboard from the Mersey Ferries vessels before negotiations can advance.

 

[welsh dragon]

[QUOTE 2952531, member: 259"]Where do we all stand on midges?[/quote]

Aren't midges to small to stand on?

 

[Fnaar]

I'd still like access to the names of Scottish football teams please, like Queen of the South, Partick Thistle, Stenhousemuir and Heart of Midlothian. In return we will grant you access to Queen's Park Rangers, Sheffield Wednesday, Accrington Stranley and Plymouth Argyle.
We also need access to ridiculous full-time scores like 8-0, but can't promise reciprocation here, as the standard of goalkeeping is clearly higher in England. However, we could lend you some underpants.