Reciprocal rights come independence...

[Dave 123]

We need to set up some trades here before random factions of cyclists start enforcing the roads on there own.

So, I'll grant the right for any Scots to cycle on the Wirral, I'll even throw in an escort if necessary, in exchange for access to Arran. You can keep Glasgow, I just want permission to push my bike through the station.

I also want the Highlands and Islands in exchange for Yorkshire and the Lakes and the trail centres in the borders for the ones in Wales. I don't need Aviemore, we don't have anywhere with s*** enough weather to swop with anyway.

You can keep the East coast too unless you want Norfolk in Exchange.

What else?

What about Razzle & Fiesta?

 

[Crackle]

[QUOTE 2952531, member: 259"]Where do we all stand on midges?[/quote]
We don't have anything evil enough to swop them with.

 

[Over The Hill]

What will happen at midnight on 31st December? We will have to just strangle a few cats for the same affect.

 

[rich p]

Millwall supporters?
or even Crystal Palace ones @Adrian?

 

[perplexed]

Scotland can have Lancashire.

No need to thank us, we don't want anything in return except your hands off our bank account...

 

[MikeG]

The politicians in Westminster claim the right to blame all our ills on an independent Scotland, having had to listen to Scottish politicians blaming all their ills on England for the past goodness knows how many years.

 

[mr messy]

[QUOTE 2952590, member: 259"]What about Sting? [/quote]
No thanks we'll keep the midges

 

[mr messy]

I'll even throw in an escort if necessary,

What about Razzle & Fiesta?

Why do you Engerlandists think we Scots have a fetish for shady old Fords?

EDIT: The Razzle was an Essex special edition white convertible with 3 spoke alloys

 

[MikeG]

Why do you Engerlandists think we Scots have a fetish for shady old Fords?

I give up. Why do you?

 

[Cyclopathic]

As an English person I'd be very sorry to see Scotland go. I think that we are much better for having them with us. However, if I was Scottish I'd be totally up for independence. Who can blame them for not wanting to be shackled to Westminster.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

You can keep David Bowie... For a start. I'm sure we could trade our harmless wee midge for something...
Goalkeeping exploits eh?
Let's say Joe Hart, David Seaman and was it the fella Green.

 

[martint235]

Scotland can have Lancashire.

No need to thank us, we don't want anything in return except your hands off our bank account...

I'd suggest the Yorkshiremen have more in common, both tight, hairy et and also want independence so off the lot of you go. You can even take Northumberland along on your way past.

 

[Crackle]

As an English person I'd be very sorry to see Scotland go. I think that we are much better for having them with us. However, if I was Scottish I'd be totally up for independence. Who can blame them for not wanting to be shackled to Westminster.

This sentimentality is overrated, let them go, just so long as we get access to the important stuff and we haven't even started on the booze yet.

 

[classic33]

I'd suggest the Yorkshiremen have more in common, both tight, hairy et and also want independence so off the lot of you go. You can even take Northumberland along on your way past.

Don't speak of Gods County, or those born and brought up there, in that way please.

 

[mr messy]

Maybe Londonish Independence should be up for discussion...i'm sure everyone could have an opinion there.
Wall around the M25. the roads already there for border patrols.......