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hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
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- Kirton, Devon.
Keith Oates said:That's your card marked FF, your passport will be refused next time you try to cross the Tamar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Keith Oates said:That's your card marked FF, your passport will be refused next time you try to cross the Tamar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dayvo said:I had a 55-hour Greyhound Bus journey 20 years ago from Toronto to Calgary in October! It was SOOO boring! Only a joint at cafe stops made things bearable!
One traveller was smoking in the toilet at the back of the bus; the driver stopped, and threw the man off the bus. It was the middle of the night and out in the middle of nowhere! And COLD.
A train journey, though, similar to Michael Palin's, would be an enjoyable experience!
Dayvo said:I expect you've got them ready for tomorrow already!
Wrong coin used in the toss-up; ball weighted in United's favour; Ferguson's manager's box area is bigger than Benitez'; United has better players than El-pool; United cheated cos their fans have better singers!
PaulB said:United has better players than Liverpool? Not in this world.
United have better singers than Liverpool? Not while I've got a hole in my arse.
And I KNEW it was going to be 2-0 and was so confident, I lashed a tenner on it and won £100!
Still, FIVE minutes "injury time"! There's no way on this planet there were five minutes but this time, the whisky-sodden diarhoea-d tramp had the extra time work against him for once!
I laughed my cock off!
Glory, Glory be, to Liverpool FC!
PaulB said:United has better players than Liverpool? Not in this world.
United have better singers than Liverpool? Not while I've got a hole in my arse.
And I KNEW it was going to be 2-0 and was so confident, I lashed a tenner on it and won £100!
Still, FIVE minutes "injury time"! There's no way on this planet there were five minutes but this time, the whisky-sodden diarhoea-d tramp had the extra time work against him for once!
I laughed my cock off!
Glory, Glory be, to Liverpool FC!
ComedyPilot said:And now in English please?