Remember to change your clocks

[Noodley]

Clocks change tonight - now which way is it?

 

[PaulB]

Spring forward fall back.

 

[darkstar]

We gain an hour

 

[PaulB]

We gain an hour

Not exactly "gain" since it's compensation for the one we were robbed of in April!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Eight o'clock tomorrow morning will actually be 7 o'clock, so you can stop in bed till nine, if you normally lay in till eight.

Or something like that...?

 

[Dayvo]

Not exactly "gain" since it's compensation for the one we were robbed of in April!

March!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Eight o'clock tomorrow morning will actually be 7 o'clock, so you can stop in bed till nine, if you normally lay in till eight.

Or something like that...?

Or go to bed at ten, set your alarm for six, then wake up after eight hours sleep realising it's actually five, and you can go back to bed for another four hours.

????

 

[PaulB]

March!

Left, left, left right left....

North London Rovers are a great big joke, (North London Rovers are a great big joke)
At White Hart Lane they got beat by Stoke (at White Hart Lane they got beat by Stoke)

 

[Dayvo]

Left, left, left right left....

North London Rovers are a great big joke, (North London Rovers are a great big joke)
At White Hart Lane they got beat by Stoke (at White Hart Lane they got beat by Stoke)

Ah, but unlike you, football isn't even in the top five of my fave sports!

And it's just a game! Not a way of life, nor a religion!

And you have quickly forgotten about the defeat by Spurs earlier this season! So God knows what the mighty Stoke'll do to you!

 

[PaulB]

So God knows what the mighty Stoke'll do to you!

19th August 2009. Liverpool 4 Stoke City 0. They were less than mighty that night.

 

[Fnaar]

Darker evenings
Cycling home along country lanes in the dark

 

[ComedyPilot]

Darker evenings
Cycling home along country lanes in the dark

Adventure - yee haa

 

[Noodley]

It also means it won't be long before we have the annual forum debate about why we have to change clocks

 

[ComedyPilot]

It also means it won't be long before we have the annual forum debate about why we have to change clocks

......err........isn't it to save the lives of children in the Scottish Highlands that have to walk to and from school in the dark 9 months of the year?

 

[Dayvo]

I look forward to the end of the season, and the excuses to come out of the red part of El-pool!

I expect you've got them ready for tomorrow already!

Wrong coin used in the toss-up; ball weighted in United's favour; Ferguson's manager's box area is bigger than Benitez'; United has better players than El-pool; United cheated cos their fans have better singers!