Ridiculous cycling products

[matticus]

... I do miss the ability to know how much "bail out" I have left on a steep climb. There's not much more soul-destroying than pushing for a lower gear and getting the solid feel that tells you you're out of gears.

I'd like a "LOWEST GEAR" alarm bell - it would go off just once, as I select bottom gear. That's all.

 

[Milkfloat]

Ebikes

Oi !

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Hate to break it to you @raleighnut , but that is a trike, not a bike.

 

[MichaelW2]

I'd like a "LOWEST GEAR" alarm bell - it would go off just once, as I select bottom gear. That's all.

Maybe a wireless connection to your Trotify can provide audio alarm in lowest gear.

http://www.trotify.com

 

[roley poley]

I'd like a "LOWEST GEAR" alarm bell - it would go off just once, as I select bottom gear. That's all.

I use a crimped spoke nipple as an end cap for the Nexus 8 hub gear cable and have found it taps the frame with a CLICK as I select 2nd ain't that nice of it to let me know ..Pat Pending

 

[matticus]

Maybe a wireless connection to your Trotify can provide audio alarm in lowest gear.

http://www.trotify.com

That's not a ridiculous product at ALL!

(but I might struggle setting up the wireless connection ... )

 

[Mattk50]

I'd love an alternative to an indoor fan, maybe a fast acting temperature dropper like a fridge! I suffer from neuralgia in my left eye so any 'unnatural' draughts flying around trigger it off. Sunglasses only help so much. Oddly outside wind only becomes troublesome in high winds. On a reread this post would appear completely barmy lol!

 

[Salty seadog]

Oi !

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That's an e trike, no one's slagged them off man.

 

[Salty seadog]

I'm pulling your leg, Mr Nut

It gets worse, hope you're not pulling the bad one.