Right, come the revolution...

[TheDoctor]

Massive increases in duty/tax on :-
White Lightning and other mad-strong cider,
Tennants Super and similar,
Instant coffee. C'mon, people. It's just wrong.
The Sun, Express, Mail and similar
Those stupid halogen floodlights for back gardens, porches etc.
Any bike that's better than mine. That'll be most of them.

 

[pzycoman]

This is all good, I'm very encouraged. But I fear we're falling into the trap of wishing for stuff, with no idea how we're going to pay for it. So we need innovative tax and revenue raising ideas as well.

Invade france (Just because), and enslave the french. Chavs either clean up their act and turn into a nice people, or its the organ donation farm for you.

I have issues

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Nearly forgot.
Only HP Sauce made in Aston is allowed to be consumed anywhere in the world on pain of death by tomato ketchup.

Ealing Comedies to be re-run on a regular basis interspersed with The Marx Brothers.

Christmas will be re-instated by reviving Lesley Crowther to do the kiddy hospital tour, then we'll all settle down to watch all the Beatle films.
(The Sound of Music will be allowed after the Queens*** speech as I'm usually asleep by then).

*** I do of course mean Queen Arch !

 

[Arch]

Invade france (Just because), and enslave the french. Chavs either clean up their act and turn into a nice people, or its the organ donation farm for you.

I have issues

What did the French do to you? I like the chav organ donors idea. Although they may have more fatty deposits around thier organs than you'd want transplanted into you...

 

[pzycoman]

What did the French do to you?

They created a language which has 50 billion letters per sentence, and only pronounce 3 of them.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

VAT on tea to be raised to 1000%.
Re-introduce a tax on windows.
Free Marmite for everyone !!

Tut!

 

[TheDoctor]

VAT on tea to be raised to 1000%.
Re-introduce a tax on windows.
Free Marmite for everyone !!

Introduce a tax on Windows Vista!

 

[Carwash]

They created a language which has 50 billion letters per sentence, and only pronounce 3 of them.

No, that was the Danes.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

VAT on tea to be raised to 1000%.

Tut!

I have a cunning plan LotT, we can smuggle it in from abroad (I have a blow up Li-lo I call Gill), we can set up some speak easys and the money will come rolling in, don't tell anyone else tho' as they'll all want in

 

[NickM]

Anybody who tells anybody else what to do to be made to wear a giant sombrero for a week. Night and day.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Anybody who tells anybody else what to do to be made to wear a giant sombrero for a week. Night and day.

I think you should shut up NickM.

Puts giant sombrero on and walks off into the sunrainset.

 

[Trembler49]

Marmite and Guinness to be banned immediately.

 

[Trembler49]

In the spirit of banning car status symbole, no carbon fibre bikes to be allowed.

All bike owners to be limited to 4 bikes per person.

 

[Trembler49]

No dogs smaller than a west highland terrier (too yappy) or larger than a boxer (too scary).

All non native cats to be exterminated.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Marmite and Guinness to be banned immediately.

GRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!