Right, come the revolution...

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

I am happy to become a "Facilitator" and lead a team of ruthless, mysterious bio-soldiers, policing the population from the shadows.

Facilitators would be responsible for policing the police, the government and the populace. Used sparingly, certain criminals could be made to dissappear...

My only rider is a cool black uniform with subtle red flashes, and access to motorbikes.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

How about taxing swear words. Only rich people would be able to swear, thus making our streets and public spaces nicer.

I don't think you've thought this through - the whole place would be littered with aristos saying 'Fark Orff' in very loud voices and shouting self-made Cockney millionaires.

 

[Twenty Inch]

I don't think you've thought this through - the whole place would be littered with aristos saying 'Fark Orff' in very loud voices and shouting self-made Cockney millionaires.

Ah yes, and then part B: the rich are taxed for appearing in public spaces, and self-made Cockney millionaires are melted down for soap and their money used for buying up and restoring Citroëns.

 

[Kirstie]

This thread is going a bit too much 'Wicker Man' for my liking...

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Burn Baby Burn !!

Sorry Kirstie !

 

[Kirstie]

[cower]

 

[SamNichols]

Killing me won't bring back your apples, etc.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

nobody is allowed to call themselves a goth unless they have an extensive collection of sisters of mercy, bauhaus, rose of avalanche and other music of that type and era.

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

Introduce a fat tax

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Everybody will be force fed a minimum of 1 album of Beautiful South before going out on a Friday night then there will be less fights in the taxi queues.

 

[Smokin Joe]

The first aim should be to eliminate the evils of poverty. I propose that the most effective and cheapest way to do that would be to exterminate the poor.

 

[snorri]

All supermarkets would be required to offer pensioners massive discounts for the 24 hour periods from 1600 Friday to 1600 Saturday

 

[SamNichols]

Everybody will be force fed a minimum of 1 album of Beautiful South before going out on a Friday night then there will be less fights in the taxi queues.

There will, however, be a significant rise in domestic violence.

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

Everybody will be force fed a minimum of 1 album of Beautiful South before going out on a Friday night then there will be less fights in the taxi queues.

Too many taxi rank bust ups and the perps may find themselves 'relocated'







Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

There will, however, be a significant rise in domestic violence.

After the initial surge, there will be a sustained drop as 'reloctions' take place.

The secret vampire army labs are running a little short of food...