Rubbish chat up lines

Will1985

Über Member
Location
South Norfolk
Not quite the same thing, but if anybody has seen Love Actually, they will know what I'm talking about (Colin).

I didn't actually have to think of anything clever, just open my mouth and say "Hi, I'm Will" - it did help that I was in a room full of American college girls. :blush:
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
Bigtallfatbloke said:
anybody here ever been chatted up by a girl? What did she say?
She didnt say anything, she just smacked me and walked off. I dont understand why. :blush:
 
Used on me by a girl - "Look, I can't really understand you, I'm f**king drunk. If you wanna sh*g me we'll go back to mine now, coz I'm not going to stick around here much longer and I've never been f**ked by a goth before."

It turned out that she was a lot more drunk than she seemed, not only am I not a goth, I just wear a lot of black - she had lost her phone and her keys, and nobody was answering the bell. I took her back to my place, held her hair while she was sick then put her to bed with a note explaining where she was and where I was (sleeping in the lounge) next to a big glass of water.

We neer slept together, but went on a couple of dates, and are firm friends now.

I don't use chat-up lines, mainly because I can't even make them sound funny! I do rely heavily on my smile though 8)
 

Joe24

More serious cyclist than Bonj
Location
Nottingham
"My heating is broke, will you keep me warm tonight?"
 
A friend of mine who is a keen triathlete reckons this worked with a student!

"I'm on a controlled diet, and to burn off the calories of this dessert I need an hour of passionate no - holds barred sex.

Can I order it?"
 

stevenb

New Member
Location
South Beds.
Back in my Police days I used to say to the ex....
'Have you ever seen 14 inches dangling by my legs'....she used to giggle then we used to get it on....:blush:
 
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