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Rubbish chat up lines

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by bof, 7 Sep 2007.

  1. bof

    bof Senior member. Oi! Less of the senior please

    Location:
    The world
    "Will you do my washing" - never works!
     
  2. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    What will you want for breakfast in the morning? :biggrin:
     
  3. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    Do you want to go to a disco:ohmy::blush::biggrin::blush:...beware if using this line though...you may end up serving 28 years like me:biggrin:
     
  4. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    'You don't like one-night stands! I'll see you tomorrow night as well, then!'
    - that worked! :biggrin:
     
  5. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    "Fancy a shag?"

    Worked for me in Dagenham.
     
  6. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    Location:
    Nottingham
    "Nice clothes, but they'll look better on the bedroom floor."

    :biggrin:
     
  7. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    Location:
    Nottingham
    "yours or mine?"
     
  8. Do you have any Scottish in you?

    Do you want some? :biggrin:

    Believe it or not, that worked when I was 18. :biggrin:
     
  9. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    Location:
    Nottingham
    " Did it hurt

    when you fell from heaven"


    I'm remembering my bad chat up lines
     
  10. Hover Fly

    Hover Fly Lover of the bunny

    Used on me:- "Do you want to come to my castle for a week?"
     
  11. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Location:
    Over the Hill

    And you aren't even remotely Scots.....:biggrin::biggrin:
     
  12. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    Location:
    Nottingham
    "Grab your coat darling, you've pulled."

    Thats got to be the best known one?
     
  13. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    'Do you want to come on my boat? Well, sit on my face!' :blush: (Cockney rhyming slang for those who don't know).
     
  14. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    anybody here ever been chatted up by a girl? What did she say?
     
  15. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    'Quick, I've got five minutes.' HONESTLY! :blush: