Rubbish chat up lines

"Will you do my washing" - never works!

 

What will you want for breakfast in the morning?

 

Do you want to go to a disco...beware if using this line though...you may end up serving 28 years like me

 

'You don't like one-night stands! I'll see you tomorrow night as well, then!'
- that worked!

 

"Fancy a shag?"

Worked for me in Dagenham.

 

"Nice clothes, but they'll look better on the bedroom floor."

 

"yours or mine?"

 

Do you have any Scottish in you?

Do you want some?

Believe it or not, that worked when I was 18.

 

" Did it hurt

when you fell from heaven"


I'm remembering my bad chat up lines

 

Used on me:- "Do you want to come to my castle for a week?"

 

And you aren't even remotely Scots.....

 

"Grab your coat darling, you've pulled."

Thats got to be the best known one?

 

'Do you want to come on my boat? Well, sit on my face!' (Cockney rhyming slang for those who don't know).

 

anybody here ever been chatted up by a girl? What did she say?

 

'Quick, I've got five minutes.' HONESTLY!