Rubbish chat up lines

[bof]

"Will you do my washing" - never works!

 

[Dayvo]

What will you want for breakfast in the morning?

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Do you want to go to a disco...beware if using this line though...you may end up serving 28 years like me

 

[Dayvo]

'You don't like one-night stands! I'll see you tomorrow night as well, then!'
- that worked!

 

[Vapin' Joe]

"Fancy a shag?"

Worked for me in Dagenham.

 

[Joe24]

"Nice clothes, but they'll look better on the bedroom floor."

 

[Joe24]

"yours or mine?"

 

[cookiemonster]

Do you have any Scottish in you?

Do you want some?

Believe it or not, that worked when I was 18.

 

[Joe24]

" Did it hurt

when you fell from heaven"


I'm remembering my bad chat up lines

 

[Hover Fly]

Used on me:- "Do you want to come to my castle for a week?"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Do you have any Scottish in you?

Do you want some?

Believe it or not, that worked when I was 18.

And you aren't even remotely Scots.....

 

[Joe24]

"Grab your coat darling, you've pulled."

Thats got to be the best known one?

 

[Dayvo]

'Do you want to come on my boat? Well, sit on my face!' (Cockney rhyming slang for those who don't know).

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

anybody here ever been chatted up by a girl? What did she say?

 

[Dayvo]

anybody here ever been chatted up by a girl? What did she say?

'Quick, I've got five minutes.' HONESTLY!