Rubbish chat up lines
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
What will you want for breakfast in the morning? 
Bigtallfatbloke
New Member
Do you want to go to a disco
...beware if using this line though...you may end up serving 28 years like me
...beware if using this line though...you may end up serving 28 years like me
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
'You don't like one-night stands! I'll see you tomorrow night as well, then!'
- that worked!
- that worked!
Vapin' Joe
Formerly known as Smokin Joe
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
"Fancy a shag?"
Worked for me in Dagenham.
Worked for me in Dagenham.
Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
"Nice clothes, but they'll look better on the bedroom floor."
Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
"yours or mine?"
cookiemonster
Squire
- Location
- Hong Kong
Do you have any Scottish in you?
Do you want some?
Believe it or not, that worked when I was 18.
Do you want some?
Believe it or not, that worked when I was 18.
Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
" Did it hurt
when you fell from heaven"
I'm remembering my bad chat up lines
when you fell from heaven"
I'm remembering my bad chat up lines
Hover Fly
He, him, his
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
Used on me:- "Do you want to come to my castle for a week?"
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
cookiemonster said:Do you have any Scottish in you?
Do you want some?
Believe it or not, that worked when I was 18.
And you aren't even remotely Scots.....
Joe24
More serious cyclist than Bonj
- Location
- Nottingham
"Grab your coat darling, you've pulled."
Thats got to be the best known one?
Thats got to be the best known one?
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
'Do you want to come on my boat? Well, sit on my face!' (Cockney rhyming slang for those who don't know).
(Cockney rhyming slang for those who don't know).
Bigtallfatbloke
New Member
anybody here ever been chatted up by a girl? What did she say?
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Bigtallfatbloke said:
'Quick, I've got five minutes.' HONESTLY!
