Pale Rider
Legendary Member
I don't think you've met many feminists have you sunshine.
It's bound to happen - his luck can't hold forever.
I don't think you've met many feminists have you sunshine.
The point is that 'she' is never going to actually make it to the airport because some very expensive problem will crop up to delay 'her' arrival. The poor old man will be conned into sending cash to sort the problem out ...Contact the airport / security? - I'm sure they don't like this type of scam on their 'manor' ...
I have to apply regularly for business visas for African countries and they are a pain in the neck, generally requiring letters of invitation from you local contact, often endorsed by the local Police, along with company letters, copies of household bills, bank accounts and all kinds of other stuff. This is usually a tit-for-tat thing because Britain makes it so difficult for other nationals to get UK visas. The worst visa to apply for is Nigerian, which requires the use of a web form that's so crap and designed to frustrate that I just hand it to a visa agent in London who does them all the time. Others like Ivory Coast require you to travel to London where you enter a stinking filthy consular office, a delightful little piece of Africa in Belgravia, to be fingerprinted for an e-visa. Last time I went down they couldn't get my fingerprints because my fingers are smooth from lots of DIY so after three hours they gave up and hand-wrote an old style visa. Oh and the fees aren't modest; that for Nigeria costs $475.
I'd class it as a result as well.![]()
I don't think you've met many feminists have you sunshine.
My colleague prefers to say "Why are you calling me? I don't drive, I'm only 15!" Apparently calling 'minors' is even more frowned upon.My one recently, they said "Our records show that someone in your family had a minor accident recently". My response "Minor accident? MINOR ACCIDENT?? You sick bas***d, he's still in a coma!".
There was a few seconds silence before they hung up.
In the dim and distant past when I married my wife we both had to go to the passport office to 'discuss' her potential residency. At one point they took me into a private area and had a very serious conversation about how this was my "very last chance not to get scammed etc etc". That was over 25 years ago, as you say, playing the long game. She's sneaky too, pays UK tax and everything...just to lure us into a false sense of security.I fell for the very same scam .
Interweb chatting to a young lady in Hong Kong, i fell hook line and sinker for her entanglement web of lust and good looks,,,,,,not quite sure when she will put her evil plans into action as we have now been married for 11 years next May and have a 6 year old daughter.
I think the scam must be in the "Long Game" style.
That could probably be arranged very easily...what's your email address? As a bonus I'm sure you'll also get lots of interesting offers from all sorts of places!Why do Russian beauties never contact me and offer to fly over to see me?![]()
It's incredible to think that people fall for this kind of thing, much like the Nigerian prince wanting to transfer millions of money to you.
Why do Russian beauties never contact me and offer to fly over to see me?![]()