Scalped a car!

[Wigsie]

Thanks. Its been 6 months properly(been longer actually), and she hasnt had enough of me yet. She must be mad!
I come on here in the evenings/when i dont have much else to do.
Unlike many of the sad farts that spend the whole day on, asking people if they want tea/battenburg/scones and whatever else.
Anyway, back on the subject of passing cars. Anyone in London going to come in and tell us they pass hundreds of cars a day?

Sooner or later buddy you will realise ALL women are mad... you just have to find one that is not quite as mad as the rest!

*digs hole and hides*

 

[PBancroft]

Well, did you? Im sure you would moan if a car came past you close.

I've answered that already on this thread and elsewhere. If you spend a bit of time on this board you'll have seen what my views are on cyclists (let alone drivers) doing such things.

Did I break his wing mirrors? No.

Did I yell something obscene through the window? No.

Did I run a red light anywhere on my commute? No.

Did I wear a tutu? Well... maybe.

So seriously Joe, if you won't eff off, I'll follow Mags and stick you on my ignore list. Either way, see ya.

 

[Joe24]

Awww, now come on. A tantrum is not the answer

 

[thomas]

Well done on car scalp. I've occasionally done it when people have been dawdling along. Was once tempted to scalp a car at 45mph down hill (in a 40)...till I remembered in 100 yards it went straight back up hill and I'd just look like a tw....

Your 17/18 right? Do what most others your age are doing and go out, socialise and experience life, work on those skills, meet a girl take her out and have a laugh.

Oi! I come on here and I'm 18 (for another week anyway)...generally to avoid doing what I'm meant to be doing!

Congratulations on the Girlfriend.

Modern medicine works wonders....

 

[Dan B]

And give the car a wide birth at all times?

Berth
BERTH
BERTH, DAMNIT
BERTH!

The only interpretation I can think of for "wide birth" is a Caesarean section, which is going to be bloody uncomfortable if it's a car coming out.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/wide-berth.html

 

[Wigsie]

Oi! I come on here and I'm 18 (for another week anyway)...generally to avoid doing what I'm meant to be doing!

The difference my dear Yaphet is you dont post to wind people up or try to be controversal whether to gain infamy or just because your a tw*t.

Most of what you say is sense, mostly.

 

[Joe24]

The difference my dear Yaphet is you dont post to wind people up or try to be controversal whether to gain infamy or just because your a tw*t.

Most of what you say is sense, mostly.

Spot on with me

Thomas' post on blackmail is nowhere near sense.
How is the window thing anyway Thomas? Have you accepted it and paid for the damage?

 

[Wigsie]

Spot on with me

Thomas' post on blackmail is nowhere near sense.
How is the window thing anyway Thomas? Have you accepted it and paid for the damage?

No agreed it was a bit ropey but he is at uni and probably high!

In my defence I did say "mostly", mind you that was more of a tenuous link between Aliens, Alien and Yaphet Kotto.

 

[Wigsie]

oh an kudos for admitting your a Tw*t.... I have a BMW therefore I am a c*ck!

 

[thomas]

Spot on with me

Thomas' post on blackmail is nowhere near sense.
How is the window thing anyway Thomas? Have you accepted it and paid for the damage?

I've not submitted a personal injury claim for my pain and suffering, if that is what you meant. The UNI haven't invoiced us for the window, so it has not been paid.

No agreed it was a bit ropey but he is at uni and probably high!

In my defence I did say "mostly", mind you that was more of a tenuous link between Aliens, Alien and Yaphet Kotto.

There's also a difference between one post with a "stupid" idea, rather than nearly every post ....and Yaphet Kotto is a cool dude and makes up for my defects

oh an kudos for admitting your a Tw*t.... I have a BMW therefore I am a c*ck!

Let's get out the top gear cock-o-meter.

 

[Joe24]

oh an kudos for admitting your a Tw*t.... I have a BMW therefore I am a c*ck!

You drive a BMW
Well that explains it all!!!!

 

[Wigsie]

That it does Joe! Although like most co*cks of BMW drivers I am convinced the hatred and name calling comes from jealousy!

Thomas - My father in law has that episode of Top Gear on Sky Plus and always plays that part when we are in the lounge after a sunday roast! Bit of a running joke!

 

[Joe24]

Could be worse i suppose, could have an Audi........

 

[thomas]

That it does Joe! Although like most co*cks of BMW drivers I am convinced the hatred and name calling comes from jealousy!

ermmm. no. I'm not a BMW lover myself, wouldn't buy one (he says now). They are great cars, but if I had the choice I'd spend it on a different car.

My Dad thought it might be a good idea to get me insured on his 3.6L Jag...but Mr Direct Line didn't

 

[Wigsie]

Well exactly!

I do believe in he last series of Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson officially said co*ks no longer drive M3's they drive RS4's now!

Yes! I am in the clear, but your all still jealous