Scare mongering, Please no more on Brexit.

[Levo-Lon]

You're all going to die.

There, I said it.

Where are the "Knights of Ni" when you need them?

 

[Dec66]

When? Oh wise one

That would be telling. And I'd hate to spoil the surprise.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

That would be telling. And I'd hate to spoil the surprise.

I hate surprises, hence why I want to know,

 

[slowmotion]

Asteroid hit at 11.47am on Friday February 1st 2019.

Not long now folks.

It's at times like this that I'm glad I took the trouble to lay down a large supply of tinned pilchards.

 

[classic33]

You're all going to die.

There, I said it.

No results to work over.

 

[roadrash]

It's at times like this that I'm glad I took the trouble to lay down a large supply of tinned pilchards.

I can only hope that in your quest for world domination, you remembered to pack a tin opener

 

[classic33]

I can only hope that in your quest for world domination, you remembered to pack a tin opener

Don't they come with a key to open them anymore?

 

[FishFright]

Perhaps we could have news free versions of our radio and TV channels? Not a bad idea, but they'll never do it because the tsunami, volcanic eruptions, and tectonic disturbances that we're being told Brexit is bringing would wipe them all away.

I must admit, the sun going supernova in the event of a no deal is worrying me greatly.

I'd be one less lying Murdoch sheet to worry about ...

 

[screenman]

The government now has enough money to sort things out, I just paid my tax bill.

 

[Levo-Lon]

The government now has enough money to sort things out, I just paid my tax bill.

I used to hate the end of January too, not nice

 

[screenman]

I used to hate the end of January too, not nice

I have a VAT at the end of December as well.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I have a VAT at the end of December as well.

I won't like THAT
I used to ..vat was such a lot of work..

 

[screenman]

I won't like THAT
I used to ..vat was such a lot of work..

Sage is my friend.

 

[Smokin Joe]

The government now has enough money to sort things out, I just paid my tax bill.

I closed my eyes, bit the bullet and paid mine in December. Normally it's late January before I even do the return.

 

[Kempstonian]

I have a VAT at the end of December as well.

That's not your money though. You are just an unpaid tax collector for the government (as I used to be). Mind you, paying a large VAT bill is a good thing because it means you have made a lot of sales. See? There's always a bright side if you look hard enough